1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,960 To Look A Lot Like Christmas. 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:20,000 GIRL: a lot like Christmas 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,360 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,120 7 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,440 8 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:35,480 9 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,520 and a pistol that shoots 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,440 11 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,680 and will go for a walk 12 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,960 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:51,320 for school to start again 14 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:55,760 a lot like Christmas 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,240 16 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,400 17 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,760 18 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,880 that doesn't mind the snow 19 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,920 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 20 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:21,120 a lot like Christmas 21 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:26,760 22 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,360 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,920 24 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:35,520 (GASPS) Oh, is this for me? 25 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,120 Oh! 26 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,800 Merry Christmas. 27 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,840 What a... 28 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,400 ..load of old crap. 29 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,360 If I had wanted sickly sweet, sentimental garbage. 30 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,760 I'd have got John Lewis to make it. (PHONE CHIMES) 31 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,320 But we thought, because Christmas is about kindness and warmth 32 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,000 and community spirit- Cobblers. 33 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,440 Christmas isn't about spirit. 34 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,560 Christmas is about shopping and stress and over-consumption. 35 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,640 It's about traffic jams and family arguments. 36 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,520 It's about boring office parties and hangovers. 37 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,720 And most importantly for us, 38 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,680 it's about spending money that you don't have 39 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,680 on useless presents you find online at 03:00 in the morning, 40 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,440 for that cousin you secretly hate. 41 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,800 That's what Christmas is really about, 42 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,120 and that's what we're going to cash in on. 43 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,240 So you want something more exploitative and commercial? 44 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,480 Exactly. 45 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,960 But with a joke at the end because, you know, 46 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,880 'tis the season to be jolly. 47 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,920 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 48 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,800 But, Ms Mackay, I really think... Call me Carole. 49 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,880 Carole, I really think what the consumers- 50 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,960 I don't care what you think. 51 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,480 I'm Christmas Carole. 52 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,400 My company is called Christmas Carole, 53 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,120 and that's why at Christmas Carole, 54 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,800 we sell single-use Christmas products. 55 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,800 Wrapping paper, decorations, novelty gifts. 56 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,360 Let's not call it that. Let's call it Seasonal Homeware. 57 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,320 Cheap tat. 58 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,680 You see these? We make these for 20p, and we sell them £6.99. 59 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,680 And everyone will get through at least three 60 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,640 because they are utter rubbish. 61 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,240 Now, what do you think will happen to our profit margins 62 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,960 people start making this rubbish for themselves? 63 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,880 (PHONE RINGING) 64 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,960 Merry Christmas to you, too. 65 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,160 Come on, Bobbie. 66 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,480 I didn't think the ad was that bad. 67 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,120 Oh, I liked the old man, he was lonely and sweet. 68 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,680 Didn't you feel sorry for him? No, he looked like a loser. 69 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,400 Oh, no cash. Have you got a card reader? 70 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,000 No? Shame.There you go. (CAROLLERS SING AWAY IN A MANGER) 71 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,360 That's probably why he's on his own. His wife left him. 72 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,120 She'd had enough of the endless cycle of misery and poverty 73 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,240 and got the hell out of there. Hopefully she took the kids with her. 74 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,680 Can you believe it's snowing?! I know. 75 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,600 Maybe we should think about the whole reusing-recycling angle. 76 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,160 I don't know if you had a chance to look at my presentation 77 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,840 but I got another copy here. If you wanted to have a look. 78 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,400 Bobbie, stop being such a misery, it's Christmas. 79 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,440 Look, I care about the planet. I do. I watch David Attenborough, 80 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,080 and I met Greta Doodah. 81 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,000 This just doesn't fit with the Christmas Carole business model. 82 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,400 And changing the Christmas Carole business model 83 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,240 is a huge undertaking. 84 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:21,440 It's hardly something I'm gonna do on the day I'm selling the company. 85 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,600 You're selling the company? 86 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,120 Limpopo are buying me out. 87 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,080 Limpopo?! The massive American online retailer? 88 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,600 No, the river in Africa. 89 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,400 The deal goes through at midnight tonight. 90 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,880 Wow.I'm giving myself a £100 million for Christmas. 91 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,240 100 million! 92 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,680 Wow! I know. 93 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,200 Carole, Carole, can you at least- Bobbie. Not now. 94 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,200 Look, Carole, what about the rest of the staff? 95 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,960 Who cares? 96 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,720 Oh, Bobbie, not you, obviously. 97 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,480 I need you to do all the boring stuff. 98 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,280 Now there's a live-stream event tonight 99 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,600 at the Limpopo Building, to announce the deal. 100 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,760 Starts at 8:00, be there at 7:30. 101 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,600 Don't be late. 102 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,920 What? Wait. No, Carole, I can't... 103 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,480 What about... (SIGHS) 104 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,520 It's Christmas Eve! 105 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:24,960 Have a holly, jolly Christmas 106 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,400 107 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,440 if there'll be snow 108 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,240 109 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:37,960 110 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,640 111 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,960 Christmas 112 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:51,440 113 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,480 114 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:58,880 Oh, no. 115 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,920 Hey, sis. 116 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,320 Gonna invite us in? 117 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 (LIFT DINGS) 118 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,120 It's Christmas Eve. We thought we'd come down to London 119 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,760 you know, see the lights and... 120 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,000 Boys, remember what I said earlier. Woah, this place looks amazing. 121 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,760 Don't touch anything. Guys. 122 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,720 Oh, this TV is amazing. BOY: Woah! 123 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,560 Don't bounce that ball inside. Imagine playing FIFA on this. 124 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,040 This place is awesome. WOMAN: Be careful. Be careful. 125 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,240 There's a pool and gym downstairs. It's got everything. 126 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,080 Sam! That fruit's for adults. 127 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,640 No decorations? I don't do decorations. 128 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,280 Ah, you should try it. We make our own. 129 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,920 I think if was going to ruin the decor 130 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,680 with a load of gaudy tat, Rita, 131 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,480 I'd use my own brand. 132 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,600 I think ours look great. 133 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,280 Well, the kids make 'em. 134 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,480 Well, kids make my decorations, too. 135 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,560 Come on, throw it here. 136 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,480 Mind that ball, lad. 137 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,920 CAROLE: I said no football. 138 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,560 Well, that's a shame. 139 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,120 We got you a Christmas present, Aunty Carole. 140 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,640 The boys made it. 141 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,320 It... It's recycled wool. 142 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,480 Who wants to watch my new TV? "He just kinda went (BOOM)" 143 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,840 Oh, cool! 144 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,440 So, look, the real reason we came by 145 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,400 was to, erm, to ask if you wanted to come to ours 146 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,760 for Christmas dinner tomorrow. I'm busy. 147 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,200 I know Christmas is always going to be difficult for us. 148 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,000 Not for me. 149 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,960 I've made a lot of money out of it. 150 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,120 But it's time to see your family. 151 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,600 Well, I've seen you now, and... 152 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,920 ..our mother's dead, so... 153 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,440 And what about our father? I don't have a father. 154 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,680 (SCOFFS) 155 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,240 You mean Leon? 156 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,760 It's been 20 years. I thought it might be time to move on. 157 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,000 Well, you thought wrong. 158 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,400 Besides, I don't think I could face Rita's plant-based roast turkey. 159 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,240 Plant-based food will save the planet. 160 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,160 But it tastes like crap. 161 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,480 And nobody likes your vegan mince pies either. 162 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,840 I like them. He doesn't. 163 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,320 Anyway, I expect you'll be wanting to get back. 164 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,720 That road will be getting busy. The one that leads to... 165 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,760 ..wherever it is you live. 166 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Doesn't Christmas mean anything to you? 167 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,760 Oh, Rita. 168 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,720 Christmas is a lie. 169 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,760 It's a lie made up by German royals, 170 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,320 and American corporations and Charles bloody Dickens. 171 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,840 If people are stupid enough to think that putting up a dead tree 172 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,800 and buying overpriced rubbish 173 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,440 made in Chinese sweatshops by a bunch of eight-year olds 174 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,800 is enough to help them summon up a few days of Christmas spirit, 175 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,960 then I will happily take their money. 176 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,480 Please, Carole, just come home. 177 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,440 It's important. 178 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,560 Come on, kids. Come on, We're going. 179 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,840 SAM: Oh, I was watching that. 180 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,920 Come on, let's go. Now. 181 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,640 What time's our train? Why are you taking off now? 182 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,880 Does she's really have this place to herself? 183 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,960 Oh, here. 184 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,920 Here's your present. 185 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,440 There's a message in there for you. 186 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,280 No, there isn't. 187 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,880 Sweet silver bells, all seem to say 188 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,760 Christmas is here 189 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,720 to young and old 190 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,720 ding, dong, ding, dong 191 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,640 with joyful ring 192 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,600 words of good cheer 193 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,600 194 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,600 raising the sound 195 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,600 telling their tale 196 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,720 197 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,760 Christmas is here! 198 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,240 merry Christmas! 199 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,200 merry, merry Christmas! 200 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,840 201 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,880 202 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,960 sweet silver bells 203 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,920 204 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,080 bringing good cheer 205 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,120 meek and the bold 206 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,200 that is their song 207 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,120 208 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,160 words of good cheer 209 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,240 210 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,400 raising the sound 211 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,520 telling their tale 212 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,560 213 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,640 Christmas is here! 214 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,600 merry Christmas! 215 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,360 Call Bobbie. (PHONE CHIMES) "Calling Bobbie." 216 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,800 217 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,760 218 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,880 219 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:43,360 to every home. 220 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,400 (PHONE RINGING) 221 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,600 Hello. Oh, Bobbie. 222 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,040 Oh. 223 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,880 Hiya. Are you on your way? 224 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,040 I need you to pick up some more of my pills. 225 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,840 Hi, Carole. 226 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,840 Sort of. Well... Not exactly. 227 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,320 What does that mean? 228 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,480 Well, I know you wanted me 229 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,720 at the live-stream thing tonight, I- Stop, stop. 230 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,360 (SIGHS) I know what you're going to say. 231 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,000 You want to be with your kids? 232 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,960 (SIGHS) I do, I do. 233 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,400 It's Christmas. 234 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,760 They want their mum at home. 235 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:23,800 I understand. 236 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,040 Oh. Thank you. 237 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,360 Thank you, Carole. 238 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,400 And the answer's, "no." 239 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,160 Please, Carole. You don't need me there. 240 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,280 Look, you'll be fine. You can do this. 241 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,120 No, Bobbie, the kids will be fine. 242 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,960 Kids are tough. 243 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,080 You know I value loyalty above everything else. 244 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,680 I can't, Carole. 245 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,240 I'm sorry, I... 246 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,520 I can't. 247 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,760 So am I. 248 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,920 You're fired. 249 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,880 What? I said you're fired. 250 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,000 You can't be serious. Oh, I am. 251 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,360 You're right. I don't need you. 252 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,320 I'm about to get 100 million quid. 253 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,720 I don't need anybody. 254 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,880 Why is the money so important to you? 255 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,000 You've got millions. 256 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,200 Because life's a competition, Bobbie. 257 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,600 Whoever has the most money at the end, wins. 258 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,040 There is nothing else. 259 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,040 Please, Carole. It's Christmas Eve. 260 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,440 Please, Carole, I thought we were fr- 261 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,960 (GRUNTS) 262 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,680 (MUFFLED CHEERING) 263 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,920 Hello? 264 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,280 Anyone there? 265 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,320 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 266 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,560 Hello. 267 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,560 (GASPS) 268 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,000 Hiya! 269 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,520 Mum. 270 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,760 Hiya, sweetheart. 271 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,600 B... Are... 272 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,200 Are you... Still dead? 273 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,880 Yeah, babe. Very much so. 274 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,800 Now, I've come back to tell you something very important. 275 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,840 (PANTING) 276 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,760 You don't look dead. Thank you. 277 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,400 If you remember, I did have quite a bit of work done. 278 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,360 All guaranteed, non-biodegradable. 279 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,880 (CHUCKLES) Ooh. 280 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,800 Oh, my God! 281 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,480 (SCREAMS) 282 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,080 Oh! 283 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,040 Listen to me, sweetheart, we don't have much time. 284 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,040 After tonight, you will never see me again. 285 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,320 Ever. 286 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,920 This is the last chance I've got to explain things. 287 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,480 To tell you about the mistakes I made. 288 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,680 I don't understand. 289 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,280 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) It is required of every man, 290 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,000 that the spirit within him 291 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,880 should walk abroad among his fellow men. 292 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,040 What? 293 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,840 And if that spirit goes not forth in life, 294 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,120 it is condemned to do so after death. 295 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,880 Why are you talking like that? 296 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,320 (NORMAL VOICE) I have no idea, 297 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,400 it just feels appropriate for some reason. 298 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,200 I know what's going on. 299 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,320 You're last husband was Philip Marley. 300 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,800 So you're Jackie Marley. Marley as in the other Marley. 301 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,200 Bob? No, Jacob. 302 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,040 "A Christmas Carol." The Book. 303 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,520 The stupid book that Ade gave me. 304 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:18,080 Jacob Marley tells Scrooge to be a nicer person, 305 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,680 and to buy a turkey for Tiny Tim, who's in a wheelchair or something. 306 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,120 Hmm, is that it? 307 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,840 Not exactly. 308 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,920 I'm hallucinating. I'm dehydrated. 309 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,760 Listen to me, you silly cow. 310 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,040 (GASPS) This is your last chance to change. 311 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,880 To stop obsessing about money all the time. 312 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,920 Coming from you? 313 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,720 OK. So I married a couple of rich fellas after your father. 314 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,120 But that's what I want to talk to you about. 315 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,560 It doesn't matter how you got it. 316 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,080 You had it. 317 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,680 And that's what counts. 318 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,480 What was it you used to say? 319 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,640 Whoever has the most at the end is the winner. 320 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,280 Well, maybe I was wrong about that. 321 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,320 It's not all I was wrong about. 322 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,640 Where you going? It's fine. I know the story, 323 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,120 I'll be visited by three ghosts. 324 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,720 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) You don't understand. 325 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,440 I won't be visited by three ghosts? 326 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,440 Well, yes, but there's more to it than that. 327 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,920 Christmas Past, Christmas Present, Christmas Yet To Come. 328 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960 (GASPS) Stop doing that! 329 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,440 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Caroline Mackay, you will do as you're told. 330 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,280 Tonight you will receive three visitations. 331 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,280 Carole, wait! 332 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,840 You will listen to me. 333 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,600 (IN DEMONIC VOICE) I'm your mother! 334 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,160 (GASPS) 335 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,760 (COMICAL MUSIC) 336 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,160 Bobbie, are you there? 337 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,160 Where the hell is my car? 338 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,480 And why aren't you picking up? 339 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,520 (SIGHS) 340 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,600 What am I supposed to do now, Bobbie? 341 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,480 I really need this cab. 342 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,840 Yes. So do I. 343 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,320 No, look. (SIGHS) Oh, I get it, 344 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,760 you're in a wheelchair and what have you, but... 345 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,800 ..I've got a lot of mental stuff. 346 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,000 To do with the stress of me selling my company, 347 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,120 and I've had a really bad reaction to my pills. 348 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,760 So, you know, in a way, I'm disabled, too. 349 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,800 Pre-booked. Sorry. 350 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,880 W- So what am I supposed to do? 351 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,440 Get the tube. 352 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,520 (SIGHS) You've got to be joking. 353 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,360 (COUGHS) 354 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,840 (MAN SINGING) 355 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,400 356 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:37,120 357 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,640 Read the room. 358 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,720 (CHEERING) 359 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,760 Merry Christmas! 360 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,800 (SOUND DISTORTS) (LAUGHING) 361 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,040 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 362 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,960 (INDISTINCT SINGING) 363 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,600 (DISTORTED) 364 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,480 365 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,840 366 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,880 (BECOMES INDISTINCT) 367 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,920 bright tomorrow. 368 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,200 Excuse me, young sir. We're looking for the one 369 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,680 they call Christmas Carole. 370 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,840 That's me. Told you, Ern. 371 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,640 He thought you were Des O'Connor. Yeah. 372 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,200 You're actually Eric Morecambe? 373 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,360 Oh, yes. And he's Ernie Wise. 374 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,080 Delighted to meet you, Miss Christmas. 375 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,400 But you're both dead. She's quick. I'll give her that. 376 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,480 What's happening to me? She hasn't got it yet, has she? 377 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,200 No, I don't think he has. 378 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,880 We're the ghosts of Christmas Past, sunbeam. 379 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,120 (GASPS) 380 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,360 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 381 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,480 (DISTANT APPLAUSE) 382 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,520 Am I asleep? 383 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,040 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show.(APPLAUSE) 384 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,960 She's much nicer than I thought she'd be. 385 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,920 Means nothing, Ern, absolutely nothing. 386 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,760 I said the same thing when I first met you. 387 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,520 Look how that turned out. (CROWD LAUGHING)I'm only joking! 388 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,800 He's a smashing little fella. Aren't you, eh? 389 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,200 He's a smashing little fella. 390 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,240 His wig moved then, did you see? Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, 391 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,200 we shall be performing a very special play. 392 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,040 What I myself wrote with my very own pen. 393 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,320 He's a great writer, is Ern. 394 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,600 He does all his own postcards. It's an adaptation 395 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,880 of the Dickens classic, A Christmas Carol, 396 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,640 entitled: A Christmas Carol. 397 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,800 I shall be playing the part of Ebenezer Dickens, 398 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,560 the famous writer and skinflint... 399 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,720 You'll be good at that. It's exciting, is this. 400 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,200 I'm excited. Are you excited? 401 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,720 Miss Christmas, you'll be playing the part of Tiny Tim, 402 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,840 the little orphan boy who asks for more. 403 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,040 But first, ladies and gentlemen, we shall be performing for you- 404 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,360 Hold it, hold it hold it, hold it, hold it, sunshine. 405 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,840 Hold it, sunshine. (CLEARS THROAT) 406 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,760 Whom am I playing? 407 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,480 You're not in it. 408 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,440 Not in it? No. There's no part for you. 409 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,360 Did you know about this? Or maybe I'm dead. 410 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,840 I know how you feel. How could you not write a part for me? 411 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,120 I'm your best friend. I'm your only friend.Sorry. 412 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,800 I see. Well. (AUDIENCE AWS) 413 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,560 I'll just go then, shall I? 414 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,920 (LAUGHS) Eric, stop! 415 00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,960 I'm only kidding. Eh? 416 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,240 I'm only kidding, of course there's a part for you. 417 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,400 You had me fooled there. (BOTH LAUGH) 418 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,800 He's wearing his best one. It arrived this morning. 419 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,000 All the way from Axminster. On its own. 420 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,280 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 421 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,000 I used to watch you both on TV every Christmas, without fail. 422 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,160 Even the repeats. 423 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,040 Until I didn't. 424 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,840 Oh, I see. 425 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,160 And we're here to revisit those Christmases. 426 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,360 You said that without moving your lips. Did you see? 427 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,680 Wait, what Christmases? You're doing it now. 428 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,920 "The terrifying- The frightening thing for me- 429 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,200 "In addition, fairly windy. 430 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,160 "You pick someone in the audience, make a funny remark about them. 431 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,000 "Everybody laughs, they're on your side." 432 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,160 That's me. 433 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,080 Behold. These are but shadows of the things that have been. 434 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,880 They have no consciousness of us. 435 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,000 "I'm begging you..." 436 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,080 They can't see you. 437 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,800 "Don't go, Jackie. I love you." 438 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,480 "Oh, Des! Short for desperate. Right, that's the one." 439 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,640 Fine. Go then, do what you like. 440 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,720 I really don't care. 441 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,200 (PASSING SIREN BLARES) 442 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,960 He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed, is he? 443 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 (CHUCKLES) 444 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,240 Bye-bye, Ade. 445 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,800 Mommy's leaving now. 446 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,320 Where you going? 447 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,800 I'm going on a bit of a holiday. 448 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,760 To Wales? 449 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,920 Not that kind of holiday, sweetheart. 450 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,280 Mommy loves you very much. You know that, don't ya? 451 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,600 Say something to her. 452 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,200 Say something to her! 453 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,480 ADE: TV's gone off again. 454 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,520 (SIGHS) 455 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,600 That's because it's cheap and rented, 456 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,920 like everything else in this house. 457 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,920 It's just the meter. 458 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,920 We need another 50p. Come and help me look. 459 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,120 That's Leon. 460 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,960 Always scrabbling around for the next 50p. 461 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,560 I think I've just found one. Wah-hey-hey! 462 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,400 (BOTH LAUGH) 463 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,440 Can I come with ya? 464 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,480 No, sweetheart. 465 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,080 Why not? 466 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,360 Ask your dad. 467 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:50,200 468 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,200 469 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,880 470 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,640 (ERN AND ERIC) 471 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:11,920 472 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,520 Straight to the right, let's sway. 473 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:19,440 474 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,560 475 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,920 476 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,360 477 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,640 478 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,400 OK. I... 479 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:41,280 Ooh! 480 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,920 I just want to know why all this is happening. 481 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,760 Hello? Don't you get it? 482 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,720 This is how you escape that. 483 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,640 All the, you know, with what's-her-name, 484 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,920 and the other fella. Eh? 485 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,680 B! 486 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,520 C! 487 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,320 488 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,640 OK, I think... 489 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,560 You're adorable 490 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,240 Not a chance! 491 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,360 You're a feather in my arms 492 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,080 Look, I just want to know what all of this got to do 493 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,640 with me selling my company? 494 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,320 495 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,920 about him? 496 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,760 (CAROLE'S DAD CHEERS AND LAUGHS) 497 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,440 Merry Christmas Everyone. 498 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,080 499 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,280 Oh! (CHUCKLING) 500 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,080 Hey! 501 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,600 Whoo! 502 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,720 Oh, careful. 503 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,800 Oh. Here we come. 504 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,760 (DOOR BELL RINGING) 505 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,800 Get that will you, Carole? 506 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,960 BOTH: Yes! Ho! Ho! 507 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,840 (ALL LAUGHING) Hey, hey! 508 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,640 Merry Christmas, you muppet! 509 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,400 Merry Christmas, you wazzock! 510 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,960 No need to get us a drink. Yeah, we can help ourselves. 511 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,840 Oh, and not forgetting our contribution to the buffet. 512 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,560 My house, your house. 513 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,240 Good lad. Hey, brought you 50p for the meter as well. 514 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,920 Brilliant. 50p! (LAUGHS) 515 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,040 Hey, come through, we're going to do charades. 516 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,280 Hey, kiddo. 517 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,440 Hey, I love Christmas, mate! 518 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,680 They all felt sorry for me. 519 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,520 Hate people feeling sorry for me. 520 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,080 (PHONE RINGING) Get the phone, will you, Carole. 521 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,600 Everyone's here, like always. 522 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,760 Aunty Kath came from Wallasey 523 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,920 with her stew. 524 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,720 Where are you, Mum? 525 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,400 Mum's in Malaga. With Dave. 526 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,080 Lucky Dave. 527 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,080 I wish I could be there with you. 528 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,560 OK. 529 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,000 I understand. Bye, Mum. 530 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,440 MAN: Carole. We've offered your dad a job down in London with us, 531 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,680 doing some plastering. And he could make loads of money. 532 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,840 What do you think? 533 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,600 Nah, you're alright. 534 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,320 It's sounds too much like hard work. 535 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,280 (CAROLE SIGHS) Lazy git. 536 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,960 Cheers. Cheers. 537 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,120 ADE: Dad! Carole! Morecambe and Wise are on the telly! 538 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,520 MAN: 539 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,360 540 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,400 (MORECAMBE AND WISE LAUGHING) 541 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,880 Come on. You love Morecambe and Wise, don't ya? 542 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,720 Well, come on. After you. 543 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,920 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) Why, if it isn't little Tiny Tim 544 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,960 from ye olde Victorian times. 545 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,600 Please, sir, can I have some more? 546 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,240 I think you're getting Tiny Tim mixed up with Oliver Twist. 547 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,360 Shh, you'll hurt his feelings. He's a sensitive little soul. 548 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,680 What are these? Bongos? 549 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,920 Just watch it, that's all. 550 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,280 WHAT are these? 551 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,640 They are bongos! 552 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,280 Well, does he know you've got them? 553 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,760 Does he know you've got them, eh? 554 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,920 This is gold dust, this is. It's your line. 555 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,480 I don't understand what all this is supposed to show me. 556 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,480 My mother left, my father was a loser. I knew all that already. 557 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,960 That's not it. 558 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,720 Being poor is rubbish. I knew that, too. 559 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,160 You don't need to speak to me about poverty, sunshine. 560 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,760 We used to work at the BBC. Being poor drove my mum away. 561 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,800 Being poor was my whole childhood. That's not it either. 562 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,720 You may have been poor, but were you happy? 563 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,840 How could I have been happy when we were so poor? 564 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,480 The real question is, how can you be unhappy when you're so rich? 565 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,560 (BELL TOLLS) 566 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,600 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 567 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,480 MAN 1: Christmas... MAN 2: Snowman. Singing. 568 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,920 Song? Singing in the rain. 569 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,560 (IMITATING BABY CRYING) (SHIVERS) Ooh. 570 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,920 Ice Ice Baby. Frozen. 571 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,800 No! Baby, it's cold outside. 572 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,720 (ALL SIGHING) It's obvious. 573 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,280 ALL: Oh. 574 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,280 Has, er, has anyone got 50p for the meter? 575 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,800 Oh, thanks. 576 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,440 Unbelievable. 577 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,920 Baby. Cold. 578 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,600 (ALL CHEERING) 579 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,280 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 580 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,920 ("STAY ANOTHER DAY" BY EAST 17 PLAYING SOFTLY) 581 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,280 This is when I left home, I started my own business. 582 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,680 Mail-order stocking fillers. Erns got two of those. 583 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,680 They're short, fat and hairy! (BOTH LAUGH) 584 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,560 I'm going down to London. I've got friends there. 585 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,600 What you mean, friends? Carole. 586 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,080 Carole! 587 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,240 Can they afford to put you up, can they?Can you? 588 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,040 What do you think I've been doing? 589 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,320 Fishing with his mates and watching telly, mostly. 590 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,160 I fed ya, I clothed ya. 591 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,840 You've never wanted for anything. (BOTH SCOFF) 592 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,200 We had holidays. One week in Anglesey. 593 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,520 Every single year. I thought you liked Anglesey. 594 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,920 BOTH: I hated it. 595 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,640 YOUNG CAROLE: I hate this house. 596 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,200 I hate this life! I could have been with mum 597 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,080 in a massive house in Spain, with a pool. 598 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,360 But you had to keep us here with you, just to spite her. 599 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,880 Because you couldn't bear to see her win. 600 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,040 I did my best. 601 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,600 Maybe your best ain't enough. It weren't enough for mum. 602 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,800 Fine. 603 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,560 You do what you like, Carole. I don't really care. 604 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,280 What's going on? 605 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,520 She's leaving, son. 606 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,800 Carole? 607 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,520 Bye, Ade. 608 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,960 Stay now! 609 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,120 Ladies and gentlemen, that's the end of our show. 610 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,160 I'd like to thank our very special guest, Miss Carole Christmas. 611 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,560 Have you had a nice time? Not really. (AUDIENCE AWS) 612 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,840 She doesn't look happy. She must have seen her fee. 613 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,240 We thought you'd like seeing your Christmases past. 614 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,400 You showed me all the wrong Christmases. 615 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,480 We showed you all the right Christmases, 616 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,280 but not necessarily in the right order. 617 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,520 I'll give you that, sunshine. I'll give you that. 618 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,080 Oh. We're off now. You have to go that way. 619 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,160 Where will you go? 620 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,560 To join all the other ghosts of light entertainment. 621 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,240 You don't mean... (CHUCKLES) 622 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,280 ..ITV? (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 623 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,160 Bring Me Sunshine. 624 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,920 625 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,960 626 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,600 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) (GASPS) 627 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,640 (PANTING) 628 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,920 WOMAN: They usually open by themselves. 629 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,600 What day is it? 630 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,440 It's Christmas Eve. 631 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,800 In 2022? 632 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,160 Yeah. 633 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,080 MAN 1: Hey, there she is. The genius. 634 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,240 MAN 2: Christmas Carole herself. The OG. 635 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,480 Hashtag, original girlboss. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 636 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,680 Ashok Kumar. 637 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,880 Barry Sage. Can I just say, everyone at Limpopo 638 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,800 is so psyched for this new deal right now. 639 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,920 We're super excited. You must be stoked, too. 640 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,600 You look pumped, man! Are you pumped? 641 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,880 I've got a bit of a headache. You want some Xanax? 642 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,600 Can we get Carole some Xanax here? 643 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,560 Oh, no, no. I'm fine. 644 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,520 If it's about the live stream, don't worry. 645 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,120 It's a walk in the park. We'll lead. 646 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,880 I'll tell everyone how excited we are, 647 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,040 give them the data, the KPIs, EBITDA, that jazz. 648 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,360 Then we'll bring you up and you do your thing.Right. 649 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,000 Do you know what you're going to say? 650 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,760 Well, I was going to talk about 651 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,640 how I came up with the idea of the company? 652 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,080 Brilliant. We love that. 653 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,840 But here's something legal and media have thrown together. 654 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,840 It's what you said. With specific focus 655 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,120 on rebranding and sustainability. Yeah, sustainability is important. 656 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,560 It's our number one priority. Number one BS priority. 657 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,240 Our customers just want to do the right thing by the planet. 658 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,080 So we tell them, "Sure, why not?" 659 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,360 Yeah, you're buying tonnes of non-degradable plastic every year. 660 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,520 Of course you're saving the planet, dillweed. 661 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,160 By the way, can I tell you, we loved your Christmas antlers. 662 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,760 Hell of a business model, 30 cents to produce, then we sell for $10. 663 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,720 And everyone makes multiple purchases 664 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,920 because the damn things disintegrate faster than my last marriage. 665 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,800 (ALL CHUCKLE) Well, what about my employees? 666 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,800 Oh, well, um, of course, 667 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,880 those guys are going to lose their jobs. 668 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,680 All of them? 669 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,160 We're innovators, Carole 670 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,760 Every successful innovation leaves some people behind. 671 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,240 That's just how it is. 672 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,920 The rules are the same for everybody. 673 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,960 If you're not making millions, it's because you're too dumb or lazy 674 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,600 to take the opportunities presented to you. Am I right? 675 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,480 Oh, I almost forgot. This was couriered to my assistant 676 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,560 from someone called Bobbie? 677 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,000 Oh, thank God! 678 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,200 Thank you. Thank you. 679 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,600 (SIGHS) Oh, Bobbie. 680 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,640 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 681 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,640 Excuse me. 682 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,680 I just... Sure. 683 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,240 Is she OK? 684 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,880 (MUSIC STOPS) 685 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,240 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 686 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,880 (POWER WHIRS DOWN) 687 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,960 (DOORS RATTLING) 688 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,040 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 689 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,360 (RATTLING AND MUSIC STOP) 690 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,480 Hello? 691 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,600 (DOOR SLAMS) 692 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,680 I'd give that five minutes, if I were you. 693 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,200 Joking! I was just cleaning it. 694 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,120 Actually, I wasn't even cleaning it. 695 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,920 I was just waiting for you. 696 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,520 Wait, aren't you- Yes, I am. 697 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,520 Yes. And I have done a bit of acting, 698 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,160 so this is a piece of cake. 699 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,480 A little clue for you there. Cake! 700 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,400 You're a bit nervous about meeting a supernatural being? 701 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,000 A supernatural... 702 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,840 (SIGHS) So you're the... 703 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,960 Mmm, mmm, Spirit of Christmas, Ghost of Christmas Present. 704 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,160 Whatever. 705 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,840 Not Christmas Presents. 706 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,400 Or in your case, 707 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,160 Christmas Things That Go Straight In The Bin. 708 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,200 That was another joke. 709 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,280 No, but you're not... 710 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,480 Morecambe and Wise are dead in real life. 711 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:11,120 Believe you me, I have died many, many times, on my arse. 712 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,400 Yes. Thank you. 713 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,760 Yeah, alright. Are you ready for your next journey? 714 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,840 I was actually about to do a big presentation. 715 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,080 It wasn't really a question. Right. 716 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,600 Take my hand, and you will be magically transported. 717 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,040 (UPBEAT MUSIC) (GASPS) 718 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,160 You said magically transported! 719 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,960 What are we doing on these things? 720 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,520 Fun, aren't they? And great for the planet. 721 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,880 I thought we'd be flying or something. 722 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,400 Oh, this isn't The Snowman! 723 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,760 (PEDESTRIANS ARGUING) 724 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,040 Forget it! It's over there, how hard can it be?! 725 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,800 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 726 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,080 Christmas spirit. Brilliant, isn't it? 727 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,040 I could have nearly killed ya! 728 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,360 Yeah, I know you could have killed me. 729 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,240 What's wrong with ya? (ARGUING CONTINUES) 730 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,360 It doesn't work on everyone. 731 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,880 Where are you taking me? 732 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,880 Everyone ready? 733 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,760 Pani puri. 734 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,520 Children, pani puri. 735 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,080 Everyone. Excellent, where is the chaat? 736 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,560 Oh, I'll get it. 737 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,560 Having a tough time of it, are we? 738 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,880 You stay relaxed, yeah? 739 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,720 Behold, you should know that these are but shadows- 740 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,440 They can't see us, I get it. Rude. 741 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,240 Tell your uncle to help. KIDS: Help, Uncle. 742 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,920 I refuse to participate in a festival 743 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,440 that has nothing to do with our proud Sikh culture or identity. 744 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,280 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) Who are these people, anyway? 745 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,680 Oh, I see. 746 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,040 Hey, family. Ah!(CHUCKLES)Ah, beti. 747 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,360 Mum! Hi mummy. 748 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,200 So she gave you the night off then? Uh, not exactly. 749 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,160 She fired me. What? 750 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,000 Who does that on Christmas Eve? 751 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,920 It's fine. Some friend she turned out to be. 752 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,160 After all the stuff you've done for her. 753 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,480 You can't afford to get fired, Beta. How you gonna pay the bills? 754 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,160 How are we going to pay for all of this? 755 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,360 Well, but she was going to get fired anyway when Limpopo takeover. 756 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,760 Honestly, Mum, we'll be fine. 757 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,520 Anyway, it means we can all spend Christmas together, eh? 758 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,680 Right, now, who wants chocolate and a movie? 759 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,320 KIDS: Me. 760 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,480 Can we watch The Grinch? 761 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,120 I was watching Game of Thrones! 762 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,720 Jas, it's Christmas. He's sulking. 763 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,880 We're Sikhs. We don't even believe in Christmas. 764 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,280 He's a bit bah humbug, isn't he? BOBBIE: Right. 765 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,520 Mummy needs a glass of Christmas spirit. 766 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,480 So, starting to get the picture? Shh! 767 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,200 Meena, Tiny, go and put your PJ's on first. 768 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,360 KIDS: Yes, Mommy. He's called Tiny? 769 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,520 Tiny Singh as in Tiny Tim? 770 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,800 Yes, but... 771 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,480 He's sick, isn't he? No, I don't think so. 772 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,840 Some kind of unseen condition. Something genetic. 773 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,640 Oh, my God, he's going to die. 774 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,600 They can't afford to pay for his treatment. 775 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,200 No. I suppose that's my fault, is it? 776 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,600 Is it? 777 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,000 (SIGHS) No, I can't deal with this. 778 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,840 Oh, look I keep telling you, there's nothing wrong with him. 779 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,560 You're missing the whole point. (GROANS) 780 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,880 Oh, for God's sake. 781 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,720 (DISTORTED CHATTER) 782 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,920 (SOUND COMES BACK INTO FOCUS) 783 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,600 GIRL: It's a Wonderful Life! MAN: Yes, Rita! Yes!Oh, no. 784 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,480 I knew I can rely on you. 785 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,960 I knew you'd get it. It was five words.I said four. 786 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,520 You're not listening. 787 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,600 Welcome to another recycled Christmas. 788 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,840 BOY: A movie. CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: Film. 789 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,080 One word. One word. 790 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,920 I love charades, don't you? Uh, no. 791 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,000 It's literally the only game anyone ever plays at Christmas. 792 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,080 That's why I like it. 793 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,400 Gremlins. Frozen! 794 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,600 BOY: Goonies. Is it the whole thing? 795 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,200 Frozen. Jaws. 796 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,520 Basketball? 797 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,960 The Unbearable Lightness of Being! 798 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,400 What? What? 799 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,080 The Unbearable... It's one word. 800 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,160 (SIGHS) Oh. Alright. Sorry. 801 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,440 Frozen! Will you stop saying frozen. 802 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,120 Frozen 2. Frozen 3. 803 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,000 BOY: No! 804 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,840 Ear. Ear library. 805 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,800 Ear library?! 806 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,880 It's... It's an audio book. 807 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,040 Harry Potter? 808 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,640 Oh, for Pete's sake, it's Elf. Elf! 809 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,600 What? Movie... 810 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,800 One word, sounds like shelf 811 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,880 Elf! 812 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,640 SAM: E-E-Elf! 813 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,160 BOTH: Thank you. 814 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,400 Hey, well done, Sammy! 815 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,360 You're like your aunty Carole, she was always good at charades. 816 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,360 Yeah, but she never comes over at Christmas. 817 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,040 I mean, does she even love us? 818 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,880 (SIGHS) Your aunty Carole doesn't believe in Christmas. 819 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,480 The only thing she loves is money. 820 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,280 (ALL LAUGH)She's right posh now. She's got money. 821 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,360 Selling piles and piles of plastic tats. 822 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,760 Pound shop Cruella de Vil. 823 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,040 (ALL LAUGH) 824 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,920 Of course she loves us, Sammy. she's just...She's... 825 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,520 ..very unhappy, and that gets in the way. 826 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,240 Come and join the party, Dad. 827 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,080 Yeah, in a bit. 828 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,800 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 829 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,800 Did you, uh, see our Carole? 830 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,240 (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah. 831 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,120 How was she? 832 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,720 Uh... Fine. Good. Yeah, you know... 833 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,600 No thanks to you. 834 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,080 Hmm. Yeah, I can imagine. 835 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,760 OK, time to go. Not yet. 836 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,320 Please, can we just go? 837 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,120 No. You need to hear what he's about to say! 838 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,280 Give it to me! 839 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,360 (CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY THROUGH SPEAKERS) 840 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,080 It's Christmas Eve, right? 841 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,400 In 2022. 842 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,840 I'd give that five minutes. 843 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,360 (SLEIGH RIDE PLAYING) 844 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:58,000 at the home of Farmer Grey 845 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,840 of a perfect day 846 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,160 (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) 847 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,920 ON PA: "Merry Christmas, we have... (INDISTINCT) 848 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,400 "We'd like to wish you a very merry Christmas." 849 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,560 MAN: I know what you... I know you're excite... 850 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,600 No, no. Please, please. 851 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,200 Are you enjoying this? Are you enjoying this? 852 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,280 You don't need that. Or that. 853 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,440 You certainly don't need that! 854 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,240 Don't you understand? 855 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,280 You don't need it, none of us do. 856 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,840 It's all a load of crap. 857 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,320 It's all a load of crap! 858 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,720 Hi. (BREATHING HEAVILY) 859 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,520 Are you the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. 860 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,560 I think I know what it is you've been trying to tell me. 861 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,400 Not a ghost. 862 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,320 I'll just... 863 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,560 No, you don't understand. 864 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,560 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 865 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,640 Oh. Come on, come on. 866 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,720 Oi! Hey! 867 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,880 Hey! 868 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,920 (GASPS) 869 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,560 (SHOUTING) 870 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,480 Go, go, go! 871 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,440 Go! 872 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,960 Drive, now! 873 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,640 Never seen a driverless car before? (GASPS) 874 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,080 Relax. They're not gonna be bothering you. 875 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,920 What the... 876 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,240 Good, innit? 877 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,920 Time has stood still. 878 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,000 Only you and I can move forwards. 879 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,280 Forwards into the future. 880 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,360 Oh, so you're the... That's right. 881 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,520 I'm the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. 882 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,440 See, you had your Ghost of Christmas Past, 883 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,480 and they were very much from the actual past.Right. 884 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,560 Then you had your Ghost of Christmas Present. 885 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,440 That's your household name now. Yes. 886 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,960 You see, I'm like the next generation of star, 887 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,400 someone on an upward ascent. 888 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,680 Maybe get my own show, my own stand-up special, 889 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,320 maybe host the Baftas. 890 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,480 What I'm saying is, 891 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,680 I'm a national treasure of the future. 892 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,000 Yes, yes, I get it. 893 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,680 It's just... It's fine. You don't have to do your bit. 894 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:36,680 What do you mean? I've already had my epiphany. 895 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:39,480 You know, the bit where I realise where I've gone wrong, 896 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,880 and what I need to do to change. 897 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,160 Well done, by the way. 898 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,840 It was the reindeer antlers that finally did it. 899 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,400 Look, I had nothing for so long, 900 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,120 so I thought money was the answer. So I wanted more and more. 901 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,320 So I sold more and more. 902 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,280 Getting people to bury their unhappiness 903 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,880 under a mountain of throwaway tat. 904 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,000 So I built this empire of continuous consumption 905 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,760 and it just isn't sustainable. 906 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,040 Nah, it's not that. You're gonna have to dig a little deeper. 907 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,600 (WHOOSHING) (GASPS) 908 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,880 (CHURCH BELL TOLLING) 909 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,080 MAN: The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want 910 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,560 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. 911 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,920 He leadeth me beside the still waters. 912 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,120 He restoreth my soul. 913 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,080 He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness 914 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,640 for his name's sake. 915 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,800 It's a funeral. 916 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,840 Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... 917 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,200 Ye- Whose funeral? 918 00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,800 Thou art with me. 919 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,240 Can you not just tell me? 920 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,240 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies... 921 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,880 Oh, my God! It's Tiny Singh. 922 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,240 It is, isn't it? 923 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,680 It's Tiny Singh's funeral. It's not Tiny Singh! 924 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,080 He had that condition and everything, with his legs. 925 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,160 He wasn't ill. How many times? 926 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,520 Yes, but... Just go over there and look. 927 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,880 Thou preparest a table before me 928 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,840 in the presence of mine enemies. 929 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,800 Thou anointest my head with oil. 930 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,760 My cup runneth over. 931 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,040 Surely, goodness and mercy 932 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,400 shall follow me all the days of my life. 933 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,720 No Carole? No. 934 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:43,760 That's a shame. 935 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,920 You're coming back to the house, though? 936 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,920 Of course. Give him a proper send off.Yeah. 937 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,120 Please. 938 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,560 We'll see you back at the house, Ade. 939 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,800 Thanks for coming. It means a lot. 940 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,120 We're gonna miss him. 941 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,720 Yeah, that's that. 942 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,760 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 943 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,320 Time to go? 944 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,600 Not yet. There's something else you need to hear. 945 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,600 You coming? No, I'll wait in the car. 946 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,040 But don't take too long. 947 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,720 You need to be back here in 10 minutes. 948 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,800 Why? If you don't leave here with me, 949 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,560 you'll get stuck in this reality forever. 950 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,760 You will never be able to go back. 951 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,560 SAM: Can we have a look at grandad's old fishing stuff? 952 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,880 Finders keepers. 953 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,920 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 954 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,880 MAN 1: It was a great send off. MAN 2: Beautiful send off. 955 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,880 He would've loved it. He would that. 956 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,360 Cheers, pal. Cheers, pal. 957 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,600 Mmm. 958 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,280 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 959 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,840 All the best, mate. 960 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,680 You know, he always used to say, 961 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,720 he only ever loved two women. 962 00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,200 They both left him. What?! 963 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,000 Biggest regret of his life, he said. 964 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,000 But... 965 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,720 Yeah. 966 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,640 Oh, bloody hell. (SCOFFS) 967 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,400 (CRYING) 968 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,560 RITA: Hey, come on. 969 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,440 It's alright. (SOBS) 970 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,240 What are we going to do with all this stuff? 971 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,520 Hey, Ade, 972 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,840 he was ever so proud of her. Yeah. 973 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,320 Always going on about how well she was doing. 974 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,560 "Our Carole this, our Carole that." 975 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,920 I don't think he ever got over her leaving. 976 00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:00,000 You and Carole meant everything to him, you know? 977 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,000 Aye.He could have come down to London with us 978 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,320 when we were doing up houses for yuppies in the city. 979 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,040 This were back in the '80s. 980 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,480 Plasterers could make loads of money back then. 981 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,880 But he wanted to be here for you both. 982 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,440 Said you needed security. 983 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,400 That's why we were always so skint. Hmm. 984 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,320 And you thought it was because he was a lazy bugger, didn't you? 985 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,000 No. Oh... Yeah. 986 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,800 Ah, Carole was just so angry. 987 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,040 I wish she could've forgiven him. For what? 988 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,040 For not letting mum take us with her, 989 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,680 and making her stay here with him. 990 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:32,160 And she thought he did it out of spite, but... 991 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,920 Didn't he tell ya? 992 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,120 BOTH: Tell us what? 993 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,800 She never contested custody. 994 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,120 BOTH: What?! 995 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,000 Why didn't he tell us that? 996 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,440 He didn't want you thinking badly of your mam. 997 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,520 I see you're back, then. 998 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,800 LEON: Put that down. JACKIE: Or what? 999 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,800 What are you going to do, Leon? I don't know what you want, Jackie. 1000 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,360 Oh, I don't know. I don't know what I want. 1001 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,240 But this can't be it. Get married, have kids, the end. 1002 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,920 I'm nearly 30. I've lived here me whole life. 1003 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,720 Look at me. I'm not going to look like this forever, I- 1004 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,360 I've got to get out while I still can. 1005 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,840 (SIGHS) 1006 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,800 I want more, Leon. 1007 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,080 More than this house. This town, this life. 1008 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,160 I like this life.Yeah, well, it's not good enough for me. 1009 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,840 I'm leaving. 1010 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,640 I'm taking the car, but you can keep the rest.The rest? 1011 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,680 What do you mean, Carole and Ade? 1012 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,640 Huh? God. 1013 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,040 Who's gonna look after them? 1014 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,120 I don't know, Leon, you? You're their mother. 1015 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,560 And you're their father. Why does it have to be me? 1016 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,320 You'll do a better job anyway. What am I supposed to tell 'em? 1017 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,640 I don't know. Tell 'em I've run off with the milkman. 1018 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,520 Whatever you want. Don't do this. 1019 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,360 Get out of my way, Leon! Please. 1020 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,160 Please don't, I'm begging ya. 1021 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,440 Don't go, Jackie. I love ya. 1022 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,800 Sorry. 1023 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,400 Fine. Go, then. 1024 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,680 Do what you like. I really don't care. 1025 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,200 Mum. 1026 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,440 YOUNG CAROLE: Where you going? 1027 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,920 I'm going on a bit of a holiday. 1028 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,280 To Wales? 1029 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,920 Not that kind of holiday, sweetheart. 1030 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,040 Can I come with ya? 1031 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,080 No, sweetheart. 1032 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,840 Why not? Ask your dad? 1033 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,880 He was always afraid that if you knew what really happened, 1034 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,080 you'd have hated her. 1035 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,520 He couldn't bear that. It was better if you hated him. 1036 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,480 Stop saying that. You don't know anything. 1037 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,080 Carole always blamed him for mum walking out. 1038 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,400 Oh, Ade.You can say what you like about Leon. 1039 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,200 But he could always keep a secret. 1040 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,480 Even to the end. 1041 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,040 (MOBILE BEEPS) I think we all knew 1042 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,280 that Christmas was going to be his last. 1043 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,240 He sent us to London to try and get Carole 1044 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,080 to come up for Christmas dinner. (SIGHS) 1045 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,800 She never even knew he was dying. 1046 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,200 (SIGHS) 1047 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,440 (GASPS) 1048 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,480 What took you so long? 1049 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,080 So how you feeling anyway? 1050 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,960 Great. 1051 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,640 Yeah, I mean, if... If I didn't know, I wouldn't know, 1052 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,800 if you know what I mean. Yeah. 1053 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,000 I don't think she's coming, Dad. I... 1054 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,440 Why didn't you let me tell her? 1055 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,800 I didn't want her to feel sorry for me. 1056 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,440 Yeah. 1057 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,160 Not to worry, ey? 1058 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,360 There'll be other Christmases! Yeah. 1059 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,360 Come on. 1060 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,800 Let's play some more charades. 1061 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,440 Uh... do we have to? 1062 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,360 OK, I understand. 1063 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,600 I understand it all. 1064 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,920 Uh, it's too late. 1065 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,960 No, what do you mean, it's too late? 1066 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,800 Carole, you made it. 1067 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,480 You can see me? Of course I can. 1068 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,520 I'm not that far gone. Ey up.Look who's here. 1069 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,440 Carole, love, give us a cuddle. 1070 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,200 Oh, no, no, no. So sorry about your dad. 1071 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,960 No. (GASPS) 1072 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,320 I've got to go. I've got to go. 1073 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,800 WOMAN: Carole. Great to see you. Carole. 1074 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,160 Wait! Wait! 1075 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,640 Wait! 1076 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,720 You can't leave me here. 1077 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,760 (GASPS, SIGHS) 1078 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,520 I have to get back. No, no! 1079 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,520 (CAROLE SCREAMS) (THUD) 1080 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,560 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1081 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,640 (GRUNTS) 1082 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,160 (SIGHS) Oh, God. 1083 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,200 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1084 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,080 Oh. Oh, God. 1085 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,200 Oh! 1086 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,440 Help! 1087 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,680 Help. Help! 1088 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,640 (THUD) (GRUNTS) 1089 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,680 (SHRIEKS) 1090 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,440 (CHRISTMAS SONGS PLAYING) 1091 00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:01,960 is the thing to say 1092 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,840 1093 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,280 that we send to you 1094 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:15,960 where palm trees sway 1095 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,640 WOMAN: Oh, goodness. Look at this. Rubbish everywhere. 1096 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,880 'Tis the season to avoid the recycling bins, apparently. 1097 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,800 Ah. Hello my darling. 1098 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,200 Happy Christmas to you. 1099 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,400 You look very nice. I like that jacket. 1100 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,840 Though, I don't think the... chicken wrappers 1101 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,880 are working for you. Oh. 1102 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,280 (SIGHS) 1103 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,880 Are you OK, my darling? 1104 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,080 What day is it? 1105 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,160 Ah! It's Christmas Eve. 1106 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,960 In... 2022. 1107 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,720 (GASPS) 1108 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,760 (SCREAMING) 1109 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,680 I made it back. 1110 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,760 (LAUGHS) 1111 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,200 But I'm gonna be late. 1112 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,520 (MELE KALIKIMAKA CONTINUES PLAYING) 1113 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,840 will be green and bright 1114 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:32,400 and all the stars at night 1115 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,120 Good luck my darling! Thank you! 1116 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,040 1117 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,600 1118 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,440 And now, without further ado, may I introduce you to the woman 1119 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,280 we're about to make very rich indeed. 1120 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,560 (CHUCKLES) Yes, it's Christmas Carole herself... 1121 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,120 BOTH: Carole Mackay. (APPLAUSE) 1122 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,360 (DOOR OPENS) 1123 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,040 Carole Mackay! 1124 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,920 Thank you to Barry and Ashok. 1125 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,720 For whatever it is you've just said. 1126 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,240 And thank you to all of you for coming tonight. 1127 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,560 You could be at home. 1128 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,440 It's Christmas Eve! 1129 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,920 But you're not, you're here. 1130 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,960 (FAMILY LAUGHING) 1131 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,480 "This is more like it." 1132 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,360 Cause you all believe... (FAMILY GROANS) 1133 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,400 What's this rubbish? We were watching that. 1134 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,600 That woman fired you. Why are you interested? 1135 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,000 I just want to see if she's OK. 1136 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,560 CAROLE: ..and that something is money. 1137 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,880 Money. 1138 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,080 If there is no money, no one buys our stuff. 1139 01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,240 If no one buys our stuff, well, there is no Christmas. 1140 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,280 (CHUCKLES) Am I right? 1141 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,400 Well, no, I'm not... 1142 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,840 ..right, actually. 1143 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,880 That's why I want to take this opportunity to... 1144 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,760 ..explain why I'm... 1145 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,240 ..pulling out of the deal. 1146 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,280 (CROWD MUTTERING) 1147 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,600 I'm not selling Christmas Carole. 1148 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,400 I'm... 1149 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,160 I'm rebranding the company. 1150 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,280 And stop making tonnes of tacky Christmas tat, and... 1151 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,960 ..we're gonna make reusable packaging instead. 1152 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,960 It turns out that Christmas is still Christmas, 1153 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,960 even without... half a million pairs of plastic reindeer antlers. 1154 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,080 (PHONE RINGS) 1155 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,200 I'm also... 1156 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,360 Hello? Yes. 1157 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,760 ..ordering a share issue. 1158 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,520 (MOBILE BEEPS) 1159 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,120 Available to employees of the company only, 1160 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,440 at a price of 50p per share. 1161 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,680 In memory of my dad's electricity meter. 1162 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,080 And finally... 1163 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,920 I would like to... 1164 01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:12,520 ..announce the appointment of the company's new joint CEO. 1165 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,200 Bobbie Singh Cratchit. 1166 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,560 (ALL LAUGHING) What? 1167 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,080 Hi, Bobbie. 1168 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,840 I knew you'd be watching, even though I fired you. 1169 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,520 I won't take up too much of your time, 1170 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:37,280 cause I know Jas will be wanting to watch Game of Thrones. 1171 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,320 Uh... How does she... 1172 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,680 I don't... 1173 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,480 Well, I'll just say I'm sorry. 1174 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,360 For all the times that I didn't listen. 1175 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,360 And for all the times that I didn't care. 1176 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:54,320 For all the times that I made you do something 1177 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,440 that I could have done myself. 1178 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,360 Oh, you've been a good friend to me, and... 1179 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,680 ..I hope that from now on, I could be a good friend to you. 1180 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,200 You are my friend. 1181 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,160 (SOFTLY) Sorry. 1182 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,720 Anyway, that's it. Thank you. 1183 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,360 What the hell was that? 1184 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,520 So you're not selling the company? 1185 01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,960 He's quick, I'll give them that. (CHUCKLES) 1186 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,080 Merry Christmas, little fella. 1187 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,520 Merry Christmas, Miss Carole. 1188 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,560 Merry Christmas, Charlie. 1189 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,320 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 1190 01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,080 Merry Christmas, Dad. 1191 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,200 Come in, come in. 1192 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,480 All I Want For Christmas Is You. 1193 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,560 1194 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,920 1195 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:07,720 1196 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:11,120 1197 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:15,320 1198 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,960 1199 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:25,680 1200 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,240 1201 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:32,320 1202 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:36,520 1203 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:41,960 1204 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,720 1205 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,960 1206 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,840 1207 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,000 1208 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,320 1209 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:56,480 1210 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,520 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk